The Talking Lion

Wednesday, May 18, 2005

The New American Dictionary

Advance excerpts from the New American Dictionary of the FUTURE:

Judicial Activism(n.): a decision made by a judge that someone somewhere disagrees with on whatever grounds.(see: segregation)

Judicial Tyranny (n.): when a judge does his/her job.(see: segregation)

People of Faith (n.): totally all-inclusive term for all people who believe in God, not just Christians, we swear.(see: just Christians)

People of Faith, Attacks on (n.): when the Judiciary or the militant secularists and the gays tyrannically persecute the tiny minority that is the People of Faith. (see: bullshit)

Tiny Minority (n.): definitely not the majority of country, we swear. (see: more than 2/3rds of the population identifies themselves as Christians, you jerks)

Persecution (v.): when someone stops Christians from oppressing everyone else. (see: always)



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