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Tuesday, October 04, 2005

Happy day...

Delay has been indicted again! This time for money laundering. How gangsta!
A Texas grand jury indicted Rep. Tom DeLay (R-Tex.) yesterday for alleged involvement in money laundering related to the 2002 Texas election, raising new and more serious allegations than the conspiracy charge lodged against the former House majority leader last week.

And he'll need every bit of that newfound street cred when he's trying to avoid the beatings he'll receive by every minority in his cellblock.
The surprising new indictments followed by a matter of hours a motion by DeLay's Texas legal defense team to quash last week's charge on grounds that the Texas prosecutor in charge of the case lacked authority to bring it. The lawyers alleged that the crime of conspiracy was not covered by the state election law at the time of the alleged violation.

So his lawyers have implicitly admited he was involved in the acts in question. Which is nice.
DeLay, who had earlier accused the prosecutor -- Travis County District Attorney Ronnie Earle -- of partisan zealotry, promptly issued a statement accusing him of stooping "to a new low with his brand of prosecutorial abuse." DeLay said Earle "is trying to pull the legal equivalent of a 'do-over' since he knows very well that the charges he brought against me last week are totally manufactured and illegitimate." The congressman added: "This is an abomination of justice."
Well, I mean you'd think Delay would be better able to discern "abomnations of justice" considering his, you know, being one. Obviously his perception is failing as he gets closer to donning prison garb. Do those come in Armani?

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